Weasle Jargon

"The core-competence of my family helped me implement the chain of activities that added value to the established mission statement of my life......"
[argh] Jeees...Bust this Jargon, "When will they learn to say what they mean, and mean what they say?".

You know Weasle words have attacked when;

a) The Church advices its clients to add value to all their prayers.
b) Divorce Lawyers become consultants doing a SWOT on different conflict scenarios
c) Your dad advices you about the Key Process Areas [KPA's] of leading a married life
d) Shifting your office table is akin to Knowledge Work Re-engineering
e) Getting your job done by somebody else becomes Knowledge Process Outsourcing [Wasn't that 'free riding?]
f) Carry a Power-Point presenTation about yourself on the next speed date

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